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Drifting into Linโ€™s Parlour

Magical realism: Part one of two

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โ€œHey Greg. Not seen you for a few weeks. Hear you had an accident?โ€ Pete asked as he ushered me to a seat next to him while Sue went up to the bar to order a round.

As soon as she returned, I took a sip of my cider and told them what Iโ€™d been up toโ€ฆ.

It had all started one afternoon on my way to work last month.

I had an important case to defend later that day and wanted to get in early enough to do my homework.

I was cruising through the small town of Elmsfort on my Yamaha 500 when all of a sudden I drove over a small hump in the road, and straight into a cloud of haze. Hitting the curb, I dropped her and ended up laying on the tarmac. The bike resting on my ankle.

The street was empty. Like a ghost town. It seemed deathly quiet. Hence, nobody available to help me up. I managed to shift the Yamaha and leaned her against a wall. My ankle screamed out at me and I reckoned even money at least some piece of it was broken. Tentatively, I looked through the mist โ€” dazed. I had only ever driven straight through this place, so was not familiar with any of the buildings.

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